NERD TERMINAL v2.0.25
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$ whoami
root@nerd:~# You are a certified terminal dweller.
Skills: Linux, Vim, Git, Python, Rust, Arch (btw), Caffeine++

$ neofetch --stdout
# Simulated system info
OS: Arch Linux x86_64
Kernel: 6.11.0-zen1
Uptime: 42 days, 8 hrs, 13 mins
Shell: zsh + oh-my-zsh
Editor: neovim (real programmers use vim)
WM: i3-gaps
CPU: Overclocked Brain @ 4.2GHz
GPU: RTX 4090 (for compiling faster)
RAM: 64GB DDR5 (still not enough)

$ cat welcome.txt
Welcome to the Nerd Zone — where the WiFi is strong and the coffee is stronger.

Here be dragons, recursive functions, and infinite loops.
Warning: Excessive use may cause RSI, sleep deprivation, and an irrational love for monospaced fonts.

$ ls -la projects/
drwxr-xr-x kernel_module_that_does_nothing
drwxr-xr-x hello_world_in_42_languages
drwxr-xr-x blockchain_for_cats
-rw-r--r-- todo.txt # Line 1: Fix the TODO list

$ echo "Quick links:"
$ uptime
Current time: _